dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

dontkillseanbean:

Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins… 

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Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

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dellamortes:

The Strain - Night Zero

dir. Guillermo del Toro

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hootbird:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

FUCK THIS SENSATION

FUCK IT

FUUUUCCKKK

THE WORST

it feels exactly how it looks too lol

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grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

2pathsdiverged:

Aries- I love you MORE

Taurus-really?

Gemini- I love… cake.

Cancer- for how long?

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?

Virgo- Thank you

Libra- I have to pee.

Scorpio- Mhm

Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU

Capricorn- I know.

Aquarius- What even is love?

Pisces- Huh?

(Source: shitthesignssay)

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Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day… a red day… ere the sun rises! 

(Source: nimrodels)

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a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

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mistresssonjablue:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

This is without a doubt one of the most lovely things I have ever seen :D

This is totally parenting done right :D

Thank the Goddess that there are still parents like this in the world!

(Source: the-more-u-know)

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burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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lotr meme: characters [2/10] → eowyn

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graveglamour:

dracofidus:

Labyrinth is 50% glitter and 50% David Bowie’s crotch and that is why its so beautiful.

image

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areyoureadytokill:

"Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.”

areyoureadytokill:

"Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.”

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